Greetings, Ghouls —
Darkness falls across the land, and from the depths of all that is unholy yours truly returns to feast on my readership…All two of you. BWAHAHA!
And now for some things to keep you up at night….
1. Bears. Apparently Russian Bears have gained the taste for recently deceased human flesh. Yet another unintended consequence of global warming — who knew?
2. Pumpkin Ducks. Less frightening, but you are no match for the power of my wife’s creativity. Behold!
3. Blood and Guts! Actually, a raw diet — it’s something we’ve started Vamppuppy on over the past couple of months, after about a year of rather unpleasant tummy troubles. They haven’t entirely gone away, but I’m hoping we’re nearing the end of coming home to frightening surprises in his crate — before I go insane.
4. King Vampboy.
When being chased by a Vampire, hop over a river or run the kitchen sink. Apparently Vampires aren’t really fond of crossing bodies of water, particularly running water.
As you may know, I am also co-blogging at Music on a Stick. Go there now to view part 2 of my annual Halloween post. Abandon all hope, ye who click the link!